My adorable charge. Recently I’ve noticed myself classifying people into either dogs or cats. I don’t mean “dog people” or “cat people” — it’s not about preference, it’s disposition. For instance: I am clearly a cat. Robert Downey Jr — cat. Will Ferrell — dog. That … Continue reading
*I realize that this post will be interesting and intelligible to only a small number of people, but I’ve got a real bee in my bonnet here. Sorry, everyone else.* If you’re going to put a Thai Cobb Salad on … Continue reading
I am presently in Hollywood, watching TV with a small dog sleeping on my butt. I got here at midnight on Wednesday night. Or Tuesday morning if you want to be all my mother about it. I live here now, … Continue reading
Okay! You’re stranded on a desert island, what top picks do you bring with you? Book: What!? How did I get on an island? What happened to me?? Album: ALBUM? Fuck you. Is there a stereo on this island? Can it be … Continue reading
I am in LA. Because I am moving to LA. Yikes! Right guys?? YIKES. I am going to have to start working out more so I can get in stripper shape and fit in here. Because seriously, about 80% of … Continue reading
A lot of times, people try to look especially good when they are going to see an ex. Sort of to say “look at what you’re missing!” I don’t get that — why give an ex the smug satisfaction of thinking ‚“Yeah, … Continue reading
We went to see Alan Cumming’s solo show last night. Walking in, I was kind of lukewarm on Alan Cumming. I mean, yes, he’s cool and hip and played Nightcrawler, but…meh. (And my “meh” I mean the Anniversary Party made … Continue reading
