I’m the guest on next week’s Upload With Shaquille Oneal (Thursday March 7th, 10pm, TruTV)! It’s a comedy show about the internet and being a huge basketball player or whatever, Spoiler alert, Shaq likes me.
Simple. Masculine. GOOD. You can do this. A few weeks ago my friends and I went to a party at a guy’s house. This dude and his friends were very cute and funny, with great arms and taste in music … Continue reading
Okay! You’re stranded on a desert island, what top picks do you bring with you? Book: What!? How did I get on an island? What happened to me?? Album: ALBUM? Fuck you. Is there a stereo on this island? Can … Continue reading
Say something funny. As a professional comedian, I am frequently asked to “say something funny”. You know, like how architects are always asked to “draw something buildingy” at parties. Like how people are always saying “real quick – remove my … Continue reading
Ya’ll know how I love a good internet project! My newest is called We Pretty Ugly – the prettiest ladies making the ugliest faces.
I know, fellas – It’s pretty tricky to figure out how to approach a lady. Even more so online. What do you say?! How much? When? WHY WONT SHE JUST COME OVER AND LOOK AT YOUR DOG AND PENIS?????? Well, … Continue reading
Here is a tiny adorable clip of my horrible offensive stand-up:
