Category Archives: Everyday

Hello internet! I’m working on some new entries, but in the meantime  —  here is a blast from the past… I have threatened/planned to get a tattoo for years now. It has taken a long time to wear down my mother’s panic from … Continue reading →

When I was a kid I decided that if I knew I was going to die I wanted to go one of two ways: sucked into a black hole, or eaten by a shark. Both of them are things that … Continue reading →

I have started a 365project  —  NastyCute! Everyday another glimpse into the nasty mind of an adorable animal. You can check it out or follow it at NastyCute.com “I am about to go so crazy on your ass, girl. It’s gonna start … Continue reading →

My adorable charge. Recently I’ve noticed myself classifying people into either dogs or cats. I don’t mean “dog people” or “cat people”  —  it’s not about preference, it’s disposition. For instance: I am clearly a cat. Robert Downey Jr  —  cat. Will Ferrell  —  dog. That … Continue reading →

*I realize that this post will be interesting and intelligible to only a small number of people, but I’ve got a real bee in my bonnet here. Sorry, everyone else.* If you’re going to put a Thai Cobb Salad on … Continue reading →

I am presently in Hollywood, watching TV with a small dog sleeping on my butt. I got here at midnight on Wednesday night. Or Tuesday morning if you want to be all my mother about it. I live here now, … Continue reading →

Okay! You’re stranded on a desert island, what top picks do you bring with you? Book: What!? How did I get on an island? What happened to me?? Album: ALBUM? Fuck you. Is there a stereo on this island? Can it be … Continue reading →