Say something funny. As a professional comedian, I am frequently asked to “say something funny”. You know, like how architects are always asked to “draw something buildingy” at parties. Like how people are always saying “real quick — remove my moles!” to … Continue reading
Ya’ll know how I love a good internet project! My newest is called We Pretty Ugly — the prettiest ladies making the ugliest faces.
I know, fellas — It’s pretty tricky to figure out how to approach a lady. Even more so online. What do you say?! How much? When? WHY WONT SHE JUST COME OVER AND LOOK AT YOUR DOG AND PENIS?????? Well, as a … Continue reading
Here is a tiny adorable clip of my horrible offensive stand-up:
Hello internet! I’m working on some new entries, but in the meantime — here is a blast from the past… I have threatened/planned to get a tattoo for years now. It has taken a long time to wear down my mother’s panic from … Continue reading
When I was a kid I decided that if I knew I was going to die I wanted to go one of two ways: sucked into a black hole, or eaten by a shark. Both of them are things that … Continue reading
I have started a 365project — NastyCute! Everyday another glimpse into the nasty mind of an adorable animal. You can check it out or follow it at NastyCute.com “I am about to go so crazy on your ass, girl. It’s gonna start … Continue reading
