Why is Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie, aka The Dutchess, aka The Girl From The Black Eyed Peas Who Keeps Wetting Herself On Stage) a big star, yet Rashaan Patterson is still struggling? There are clearly TWO stars on this Kids Incorporated stage, and sadly only one is on a nick-name basis with America (and it’s not The Kid). I mean, generally I’d rather peel my face off than watch kids sing, but I could watch this all day long! Rashaan Patterson is a goddamn genius!
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Sombody put him in a production on A Chorus Line IMMEDIATELY. LOOK AT HIM!! He’s not even singing and he’s still the best thing up there.
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And — yes, Renee Sands, I said TWO stars and I did not include you, or Mario Lopez. Stop googling yourself and work on your god forsaken Wild Orchid album.
On a related note, what the fuck is this??? Promise me you will watch this for at least 45 seconds, and you’ll thank me.
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I didn’t get a lot of work done today.
oh. my. god. that sad clown is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
but why “say you, say me” by lionel richie? come on. they are missing the obvious choices for a song in this scene: “don’t cry out loud” or the alnm classic “send in the clowns.”
damn, my sister and i used to be so obsessed with this show too. kids in-co-po-ra-ted who-oaaah…k-i-d-s! thanks for helping me relive the good times, skinner.
That last clip was my date last night.
There was a time I would have given up my eyeballs to be on that show. Maybe that day never really went away. I also would have settled for a knock-off of Stacey’s yellow outift.
Thank you for this.
But TWO stars, Eliza? TWO? You’re really screwing over Martika, and I, for one, am not gonna take it.
I, too, would have given my eyeballs to be on this. But I would have given my soul to be on MMC. Someday I will post the fanfic I wrote about it before fanfic was even a word.
Now I find clowns even scarier.
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omg, the way she sings the word “together” is playing on a loop over and over and over again. why????
As a Kids Incorporated fan, I would love to see more photos of what Renee Sands looked like when she was 14, 15, and 16 years old. One possibility is that Renee gained some weight during these mid-teen years and became ashamed of her appearance. This might be one reason why Renee is so reluctant to share photos of her 14-to-16-year old self on the internet. It might also be one reason why she chose to change the color of her hair. It might even partially explain why Kraft Foods selected Renee to sing in several of their Crystal Light (diet drink) commercials and on their website. However, Renee was quite slim by the time she(age 17) began performing as a member of New Rhythm Generation with Stacy(age 16). I think that Renee’s photos will be appreciated by her fans for hundreds of years.