So is Bentley.

Reaching out to help you.
We want to help you sort out your problems, and your life. So if you need advice about anything — love, life, booty — drop us a line at bentleycrabcakes@gmail.com. We’ll publish the letters and answers here on Fridays starting next week.
Come on Internet! I know you’re all fucked up — and I’m ready to help.
Also, I got new headshots courtesy of the wise and powerful Mr. Brian Fountain:

I was going for a “funny but still suitable for Law & Order” vibe. I think we hit it!

Giggity.
yay pretty lady in photo.
Yes, very Law & Order.
Send that picture (of lovely you) to your mother. I’ll take the one of Bentley, too.
Don’t you mean ““funny but still suitable for Law & Order, while still being smokin’ hot” …??
That new headshot is totes hot. I believe I’m going to have to send out an email to you as well.
Oh, now this is a really good idea, you’ll get great fodder from this. Sign me up, Lord knows I’ve got some heart-achingly personal problems to be analyzed in a public forum by a cat.
Hmm, that sounded like sacrasm. TOTALLY wasn’t.