Want to hear a secret? The Mummy was CGI. Oh, you knew that? Ok. How about this? I smell like cedar and honey.
John Cena and I found an injured baby fawn, can your hold our shirts while we lift it out of my pick-up truck?
You’re Eliza Skinner? From Elizaskinner.net?! Holy Shit!
Yeah, I do all my stunts, except kissing. My kisses are too dangerous.
Can you hold this giant bag of money for me? I need to find someone hilarious and largely unknown to buy a movie from.
Ugh, some times I get so tired of shooting action movies every day - I really just want to read young-adult sci-fi novels, listen to hip hop, and bone.
One time I got so drunk I totally made out with Robert Downey Jr. Just kidding, I wasn’t drunk.
I’d like you to meet my friend, J.J. Abrams.
“Why aren’t you dancing? You come to a club and you’re supposed to dance!” haha, just kidding. That’s you, right? I love Amy at the Club!
What’s up? I’m Brendan Fraser.
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I quote Amy at the Club when my band plays shows and everyone is just standing around slack-jawed. They never get the reference, but I still think it’s hilarious.
Dude I just noticed that Brendan Fraser thinks that if he is hot with 1 thing, he is probably hotter with 2. He’s wearing like… 2 shirts, and 2 belts, and probably 2 pairs of pants, too. That’s not even an undershirt, it’s just another shirt.
Hi Eliza, this comment is not related to Brendon (sorry). I just wanted to tell you that I just saw your Tyler Perry audition video on YouTube (a friend posted it on his facebook page). It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hope it goes viral and you end up on all the late night talk shows, and get a movie deal. You are very talented.
I had a maaajor crush on him as a kid… but now? I was him at a casino here in Vegas last year and… he kind of looks like a sad potato. He has no hair, looks old and was arguing with a girlfriend. Them lines would be hard to resist, though, even from a balding potato. A RICH and FAMOUS balding potato!
Eliza Skinner is a comedian, writer, and performer living in Los Angeles. She is part of Diamond Lion and member of Baby Wants Candy improvised musical.
let me be the first to declare this post:
WIN!
i think im gonna try using the “kisses are too dangerous” one on my girl…
Holy Shit!
You can totally see his unit in that photo.
I AM TELLING BEN ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
This is absolutely hilarious. Especially #4 which made me pee myself a little.
I’m not even gay and #3 would probably work on me.
I quote Amy at the Club when my band plays shows and everyone is just standing around slack-jawed. They never get the reference, but I still think it’s hilarious.
Oh man I just finish telling like the 92489 person about this list.
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He could journey to the center of my earth any day of the week. Meaning he could do me. In the butt.
Cheers for the laughs.
Months later and it’s just now that I understand how badly I fucked up my joke. Sad face. Very sad face.
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Dude I just noticed that Brendan Fraser thinks that if he is hot with 1 thing, he is probably hotter with 2. He’s wearing like… 2 shirts, and 2 belts, and probably 2 pairs of pants, too. That’s not even an undershirt, it’s just another shirt.
Why aren’t you posting on his IMDB page girl! You would totally fit in!
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3783328793/
Haha! They’re all hilarious, but #4 takes it. LOL
Hi Eliza, this comment is not related to Brendon (sorry). I just wanted to tell you that I just saw your Tyler Perry audition video on YouTube (a friend posted it on his facebook page). It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I hope it goes viral and you end up on all the late night talk shows, and get a movie deal. You are very talented.
Ewwwww.….you like hip hop?
I had a maaajor crush on him as a kid… but now? I was him at a casino here in Vegas last year and… he kind of looks like a sad potato. He has no hair, looks old and was arguing with a girlfriend. Them lines would be hard to resist, though, even from a balding potato. A RICH and FAMOUS balding potato!
#4 works every time.