
This month, Chris “Shockwave” Sullivan and I bring you 6 past BEATdown winners, in a freestyle battle that will blow your mind out your noseholes. I can say that since I just host it, I don’t have to impress you with my rapping.
Finalist Contenders:
Carolyn Castiglia (VH1, MTV — December winner)
Peter Gwinn (Colbert Report, Baby Wants Candy — March winner)
Thomas Middleditch (Improvised Shakespeare, Baby Wants Candy — November winner)
Amber Petty (Penny, UCB’s Bangs — October winner)
Billy Scafuri (Harvard Sailing Team — Returning Champion)
Victor Varnado (Late Night With Conan O’Brian, Fat Guy Stuck in Internet — February winner)
This show will most likely sell out, so make reservations now!
The BEATdown
Friday, April 3rd at 11pm
UCB Theater — 307 W. 26th Street, $5

I voted. I’ll vote twice or more if they’ll let me. I hope it’s not cheating that I voted for you, never having seen a show, and never having been to New York.…
I’m skrrd.
Oh no! Don’t be skrrd, MC Carl Winslow!