The College Humor kids wrote a hilarious parody of Beyonce’s “If I Were A Boy”, and I recorded the vocals for it. I’m not in the video, but that is my voice. Movie magic!
Editted to add: The girl in the video, Sarah Schneider, wrote the parody (with Streeter Seidell, who plays her boyfriend in the video). They just needed someone to provide the voice — they weren’t casting the onscreen role — and they have been great about giving me credit for my work on it. Everyone’s pals here! Come see me in the College Humor Live show at the UCB NY on February 26th!
Nice Beyonce!
Great voice Eliza!
Wait, wait, wait — “Music produced by Jesse Novak.” So you have some sort of connection to Olde English now. Any chance of an OE/Skinner collaboration some day? Because that would make me so happy.
Great voice!
Your a great singer..! you should be in more CH stuff
Why in the hell didn’t they have you acting as the lead? The girl in it is good, but you would have killed it. Great job on the vocals though.
So cash.
That video is hilarious and you have a great voice! Nice work.
OMG i cant stop listening to the song haha it is so great. And you rocked those vocals, great job
seriously, why weren’t you in that??
You have an AWESOME voice. It was a song about being a “bro” and I didn’t really understand it… but gosh, powerful emotions were felt. =P Keep up the great work ^ O^~
Can you send me lyrics of this song??? i couldn´t find it anywhere…
Beautiful voice! Congratulations…
You have an AMAZING voice!
Discovered your website from this song.
Now I kind of hate myself that I didn’t catch any of your shows in NY while I was visiting.
If I were a bro
If I turned out that way
I’d roll off the couch in the morning
and put on what I wore yesterday
Buy a huge TV
Just to watch Big Lebowski
Oh my god what smells like tuna
I should have had my Mom do laundry
This is my only hoodie
If I were a Bro
I think I could understand
Why somehow it makes you cooler
To walk around like elephants
Go to a party
But I’d stand near the door
Slammin brewhounds back with my bros
Making fun of all the homos
dancing with the girls on the floor
If I were a bro
I’d never party alone
Always roll deep with the brothers
And pregame ’til I’m fucked out my dome (my dome)
If I were a bro
I’d double up on polos
Popping up both of my collars
Cuz I know I’m looking baller
Pop the puka on I’m ready to go
Dude I’m psyched for spring break, we’re gonna rock Daytona
Just a couple of fakes and there’ll be bitches on ya
And in the pictures we’ll take you know, fingers UP!
But you’re just a bro
so you don’t understand
why when you do not take a shower
you only get a job from a hand
You think it’s funny
dancing close with your friends
You are not really fooling me man
cuz I know that you’ve got feelings
For Mark and Chad and Nate and Leo
But you’re just a bro
Great job! How did you like working with them?
amazing voice. I want to hear more. I had this song looped at work for weeks. like most, I discovered you site because of CH’s parody.
Awesome song !!
Sounds better than the original.