Years and years ago — 5 actually — I had the best Halloween costume ever. In an attempt to be the least-sexy sexy thing possible, I went as Sexy Lincoln.With pigtails.
Recently, video evidence has been unearthed.…
I am submitting it to SNL as my audition tape. I’m going to live forever, ya’ll.
You’re a sexier Lincoln than even the Lincoln Memorial.
Shot by your cat with a handycam strapped to its back.
Amazing… it reminds me of the Girls Costume Warehouse video: “Wouldn’t you like to fore-score with ME?”
Quit comedy and become a history teacher, but the kind that offers failing students “alternative” ways to earn extra credit. *winkwink*
Scott -
Yeah, exactly, except I did it years ago.
Awesome, Eliza! I was laughing out loud.
Wow.….its amazing how you truly dance like a Parker. i dont know exactly what that means, but its true.….
Tony: So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and…
Mike: What?
Tony: I can’t say.
Mike: No, you can’t give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
Unbelievable, I actually felt like I was watching Lincoln dance
I was so caught up in the moment it was like a rare look back in history
I am shocked that a southern girl would do a Lincoln…
Jefferson Davis already dressed like a woman. Loses its shock value.
I should say, so it’s only natural that we have Lincoln in pigtails.
Dear Sexiest Lincoln,
Just because I am a cat doesn’t mean I can’t handle a video camera.
Srsly you’d have been rolling on the floor laughing, too, had you been there.