If I had a daughter I would definitely dress her in this “Middle-Aged Ritalin-Addicted Pedophile” costume for Halloween.
Also, I would name her Amathyste Killah and tattoo her knuckles with lightning bolts when she turns 8.
Some day, guys… some day!
Temporary tats, right? Right????
hmm. Way too creepy. .… need to rethink this relationship.
I’ve always wondered what the 8 year-old equivalent of the “love” and “hate” tattoo would be …
The only thing this costume is missing is the thong straps poking out the waistband above the non existent hips. I’m going to hell…
“Middle-Aged Ritalin-Addicted Pedophile.” That’s poetry.
With the missing teeth, I think that maybe “Middle-Aged Crack-Addicted Pedophile” is more suiting.
I am looking for some idea and stumble upon your posting
decide to wish you Thanks. Eugene
That’s not what cats look like.
On the plus side, those outfits look like they come with a handy black fur noose so the capable bystander will be able to quickly throttle any child they see wearing one. This comment makes me seem like a murderer. Regardless, I’m going to submit it.