I mean, COME ON. I got some emails from angry Republicans over what I said about Sarah Palin before, but…COME ON!!! It’s like hiring a doctor who never read a medical textbook. YOU PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THIS.
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If only she’d said Mad Magazine. It would have saved her.
If you had told me a year ago that James Caan and Tina Fey would be the vice-presidential candidates…I would have said AWESOME!
In practice, it’s only meh.
I’ve never seen a Vice Presidential candidate look like they were fighting the urge to choke Katie Couric before.
The response “All of them” doesn’t seem like the appropriate response for “Which magazines and newspapers do you read?”, it’s probably best suited for “How many Dictators in the world deserve to be put in a chokehold?” or “How many jellybeans can I fit in my mouth?”
Props on the use of the word “microcosm.” The only question now is, can she actually define it?
And… is it just me, or does it seem that when Governor Palin is put under an intense spotlight that she becomes increasingly adorable?
I understand what Matt D is saying. However, these people with so called “experiance” like for example George W. Bush, and so fourth, haven’t been doing such a great job have they. What would happen if by some fluke Bob from next door were president. Would that be such a bad thing for you and the rest of your neighborhood. By that I mean. some one who hasen’t been groomed for the presidency might actually make the best president. I mean how much experiance did George Washington have. Did Abraham Lincoln go to the Harvard School of Law?