Hot Date Wear

Posted on by Eliza

There is not much else I can say besides:Fartypants — the underwear that hides your farts.“They can be worn anytime, anywhere — in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane.“PHEW! So I can keep them on when I get on my airplane to loserville.

10 Responses to Hot Date Wear

  1. Hammy says:
    August 13, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    They are surprisingly sexy! I wouldn’t have guessed!

  2. M- says:
    August 14, 2008 at 8:17 am

    One of the advantages of living alone is being able to fart out loud. But it’s good to know about these for party time.

  3. Charlie says:
    August 14, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Considering they are air tight I hope there are other smells they cover up cause I imagine you’d sweat quite a lot.
    Have I found the design flaw?

  4. holmes says:
    August 14, 2008 at 9:52 am

    grossest adult garment ever

  5. redcardinal7 says:
    August 15, 2008 at 1:06 am

    “Is that a large air filter in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

  6. Kenny G. says:
    August 15, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Just when I thought today was going to become the poster child for a Murphy’s Law enema.… you made me laugh.

    Thanks.

    - Kenny G.

  7. warden says:
    August 18, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with Fiberglass wool that close to my anus.

  8. Cormac says:
    August 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    But these pants will be redundant…

    As soon as the Venezuelan Flatulence-Free-Bean is released to the world.

    http://domsweirdnews.blogspot.com/2006/04/fartless-beans.html

  9. Al Gore says:
    August 24, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Soon, you will all have to wear these, lest your farts contribute to global warming.

    I will not wear them, as my sh*t does not stink.

  10. Austin says:
    August 26, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    These are neat, but I don’t think they’re as good as my idea. My idea is a little plastic device that you insert in your rectum. I have two models currently on the drawing board.

    The first is a simple deodorizer. Pass gas and be rewarded by a lovely floral scent, or apples and cinnamon.

    The second one is a noise maker, like those paper whistle things on New Years. I’m hoping to sell it as a party favor.