Glennis & Me — totally I Eat Pandas, totally straight up thugs.
My kick ass musical improv group, I Eat Pandas, has a show coming up on Wednesday! You should come!!1!@#! Why?
Because I might be in love with you.
Yes, you. No, not the other people that read this blog. You. Only you. This could be really big. I don’t know — it’s 50/50 right now. But when I think about it my heart stops and I catch my breath and poop my pants a little.
Plus, Glennis has a secret to tell you. She won’t tell me what it is, but apparently it’s VERY important and she can ONLY tell you at our show. But mostly, you should come because we might be in love.
It’s tearing me up not knowing for sure — let’s figure it out, at my show. It will only cost you $5 to possibly find your one and only true love — at the very least for 50 minutes, and at most for the rest of your life.
I Eat Pandas
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 West 26th Street (at 8th Ave)
Wednesday April 16th at 9:30 — $5 (with or without true love)
Photo by Anya Garrett
I feel the same way about you…but I’m kinda worried about that pants pooping thing.
I knew it wasn’t Schizophrenia; you really are in love with me!
Why are these other people responding to this entry?
I will see you at the show, I’ll be the one with the ring.
WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE!
Such a great photo of you two.