When you really love someone, you will not hesitate to spend the morning pulling paper towels out of his ass.
But it will still be disgusting. Especially when he yowls at you like it was your idea in the first place to eat a roll of paper towels.
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Eliza Skinner is a comedian, writer, and performer living in Los Angeles. She is part of Diamond Lion and member of Baby Wants Candy improvised musical.Social Yall
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- Every night the cat acts like he's missing all the best parties in the world. IT'S A MONDAY, CAT! ONLY DRUNKS ARE OUT. about 1 hour ago from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
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- Amy at the club
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- 2:37
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- Amy is an awful person. (From "Eliza Skinner is: S...
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- Eliza Skinner loves Tyler Perry
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- 1:14
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- I love Tyler Perry. As an actress, I'd love to be ...
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- Just Talk
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- 6:05
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- Submission for the NY 48 Hour Film Project. Filmma...
Ah love.
PLEASE tell me you’re talking about your kitty and not your new boyfriend…
If I had a nickel.
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone
ever seen what happens when a cat eats an entire pack of Bubble Yum????????
my dog ate tampons once.
pulling those out was just unbelievable.
aaaackk. Why did I just read all this stuff??