I somehow missed this a year ago when it came out, but I’m glad I found it now. I know a lot of you have already seen it, but this is a special dedication to those of you who haven’t.
Bio
Eliza Skinner is a comedian, writer, and performer living in Los Angeles. She is part of Diamond Lion and member of Baby Wants Candy improvised musical.Social Yall
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- The time it takes for a vagina to evaporate is exactly equal to the time it takes to read the phrase "my clowning class" in an email. about 13 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
Videos
- Title
- Amy at the club
- Runtime
- 2:37
- Description
- Amy is an awful person. (From "Eliza Skinner is: S...
- Title
- Eliza Skinner loves Tyler Perry
- Runtime
- 1:14
- Description
- I love Tyler Perry. As an actress, I'd love to be ...
- Title
- Just Talk
- Runtime
- 6:05
- Description
- Submission for the NY 48 Hour Film Project. Filmma...
Thank. You.
I now have a mission to write a hip-hop symphony including the lyric:
“She had a caboose like a hypotenuse.”
sighhhhhhhhhhh
Triangles– they’re all bitches. Especially the acute ones. No, I’m not bitter.
I totally despise this guy. Enough said.