When I was a kid, at least 30% of my classmates were named Anne (Anne Hulcher, Anne Monroe, Anne Wilkinson, etc.) or some variation of Anne (Anne-Meade Beezenfelder, Anne-Gordon Gudykoontz, Anne-Sydney Davenport, etc). Now I know one person named Anne. ONE. And about eight bazillion Jens.
What the fuck happened to all the Annes?
They disappeared, like white dogshit. You never see that anymore, either.
I have totally thought the same thing! Don’t forget Anne-Hadley and Anne Shelton Crute. White dogshit is like ghost feces and Annes are like Brigadoon.
Anne-Gordon Gudykoontz = Best name ever?
I killed them all and buried them with the white dog shit.
Anne-Sydney is my upstairs neighbour!