If I was you…

…here’s what I’d do tonight:

8pm — Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS! at the UCBT (307 West 26th Street, at 8th Ave.)

9:30pm — The Hamptons final show at The Magnet Theater (29th Street at 8th Ave.)

Clearly, I think you should see my show. And it’s not going to be around forever, people. What if I get my torso crushed under a subway car tomorrow and everyone else at the funeral is talking about how great my show was? You will feel pretty dumb if you never got to see it.

The Hamptons is a great improv group of really super fellas, and they are having their final show right after mine, just 3 blocks away! It will be great, no doubt.

Also, both these shows? Just $5! CHEAP! Like me.

But less desperate.

4 Responses to If I was you…

  1. Cragg says:

    Yeah, I’d have to say Shameless is one of the best shows I’ve seen recently! Get to it already, you LOSERS!

  2. Glennis says:

    You will truly kick yourself if you miss this show, assholes!!

  3. Emily says:

    When are you doing your solo show again in the fall? I need advance notice!

  4. dave says:

    Me, too? Any shows around Nov. 2 – 3 by any chance?

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