Sorry, sorry. I know — it’s been a while. And what blogging I have done has mostly been about self promotion; not good, honest, for-the-people, self-absorbed blogging. So stalkers, family members, and all you people googling “marshmellow rabbit tittyfuck”, I am sorry.
So what happened? Where was I? What did you say to make me leave? Don’t I love you anymore? Of course I do. You’re very pretty. Mostly I was in LA, stuck in traffic or writing real stuff for people who pay me. Or for people who might pay me if I write good enough stuff. Jesus, somebody pay me already!
I’ll post some backdated YATs, but in the meantime, here’s what I heard the other night on the way home from the grocery store -
Lady on the phone: “Yeah, but you know, she used to be a real fatty…a fatty.…no, no — I said “fatty”. FAT! FATTY. FAAATTTTYYY!.…NO — F! A! T! SHE WAS FAT! FAT!!! FAAAAAAAT!!!!!.…. Yeah she lost a lot of weight.”
Ah, Queens. I am home again.
