I am leaving for LA in 2 weeks. If I get hit and killed by a drunk driving celebrity while I’ll out there, I better end up more famous than the millionaire idiot that hits me. My legacy is in your hands, people. Start cranking out the bumper stickers as soon as the video’s posted on TMZ — I will not be forgotten! Free Mumia!
Bio
Eliza Skinner is a comedian, writer, and performer living in Los Angeles. She is part of Diamond Lion and member of Baby Wants Candy improvised musical.Social Yall
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- Every night the cat acts like he's missing all the best parties in the world. IT'S A MONDAY, CAT! ONLY DRUNKS ARE OUT. about 22 minutes ago from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
Videos
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- Amy at the club
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- 2:37
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- Amy is an awful person. (From "Eliza Skinner is: S...
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- Eliza Skinner loves Tyler Perry
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- 1:14
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- I love Tyler Perry. As an actress, I'd love to be ...
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- Just Talk
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- 6:05
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- Submission for the NY 48 Hour Film Project. Filmma...
what what what?
how long are you going to be there?
am I missing you as soon as I come back to NYC?
is this because I didn’t put you in my top myspace friends?
wait, is this the big LA move? shit, are you leaving?
Hey Ms. Skinner,
I am trying my bestest to “Honor you” as requested. Check out my posting at http://richmondvatheater.blogspot.com. And please email me when you get the chance (davetline@aol.com). I’d like to pitch a story about you to Style in Richmond.
Muchas gracias,
Dave
Chad & Mr. Simon — No worries, I’m only gone for 2 weeks, fellas.
Dave — thanks so much!