Am I really the only one who assumes that when Maury Povich says “Ray-Jon, you are NOT the father of Tanya’s baby,” and Tanya loses her shit — like really REALLY loses it — and goes backstage screaming and shreiking and clutching at the greenroom furniture as she sinks to the floor, am I the only one that assumes that the real father must be Tanya’s dad? Or brother? Or a werewolf? I can’t figure out any other explanation for these visceral and violent freak-outs.
Every time I mention this to people they look at me like I’m just horrible. But is it that crazy? I’m not saying I think it’s COOL that she had an incest baby, I’m just saying it makes sense, ok? Wait! No, I mean, it doesn’t “make sense” to have an incest baby, that is terrible. I meant it makes sense that that is why she is so upset.
You know?
Jesus.
I should quit while I’m ahead here
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Hahaha! I love it when she’s “a million percent sure”. I mean come on, as a father of 2 I know that you can only get a woman pregnant for a short time frame. How many guys did she sleep with in that time???? Now that you bring it up, the incest baby rationale really makes sense. They’re doing everything they can to find someone else to take the fall.