My “freakout” story is up now at comedynet.com. Check it out to see 3 minutes of unchecked ranting!
(I can’t get to it at work, so I haven’t watched it yet. This means that when I go home and find out my face looks fat in it, the above link will disappear. So if you’re interested, click now before it’s Brigadoon.)

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You look lovely and don’t you DARE delete it because I can’t turn the sound on at work without tipping off my boss that I’m not hard at work on the department newsletter. Hmph. I’ll watch it tonight when I get home, missy.
Neato!
Excellent!
Now, send it to his fiancee. Then give me his address so I can go and slap him, too.