This Paris habit is too hard to kick! She’s a herpetic monkey on my back!
Sigh. Oh well.
So this piece of gossip caught my eye this morning. It seems that Paris mysteriously had a plastic surgeon come visit her in prison. There is speculation about a boob or nose job, but come on — the reason couldn’t be more clear if she shook her inverted cock in your face. Remember what I said about her shaving down another adam’s apple? I am telling you people — she is transgendered. Or at LEAST a former hermaphrodite. Or maybe she has a tiny dick growing out of her ass. Whatever it is it’s weird and involves hormone therapy.
You read it here first! I think. I don’t know, I haven’t bothered to google it.
(I have no proof of any of this, but can you really say you’re sure I’m wrong?)
It’s this type of vulgarity that keeps me coming back to jambox for more.
“Paris Hilton has a tiny dick growing out of her ass.” My workday has just been elevated to “awesome.”
Maybe she has webbed toes and needs to have them dealt with so she’s not mocked in the common shower area?