WikiHow.com is a wonderfully tragic website. After google directed me there to find out about speed reading, I started following the related links to see what wikihow could teach me. It took about 3 pages to get totally pathetic. I’d like to share with you some of the informative articles available on wikihow.com:
- How to Hug?
- How to Make Your Friends Share Your Obsession — but, lest you go to far:
How to Avoid Becoming a Religious Zealot - How to Convince People to Go Skinny Dipping — surprisingly, related articles did not include How to Manipulate Friends Into Letting You Watch Them Poop, or How To Rape.
- How to Make Your Girlfriend Want to Spend Time Alone With You,How To Get Your Girlfriend To Kiss Or Hug You More — seriously dude? Get your dick out.
- How To Burn Bridges With People Symbolically — SYMBOLICALLY. There is no page on literally burning bridges with people. Yet.
- How To React When Your Girlfriend Tells You She’s Pregnant — Step one: ask her to wait while you go online and check wikihow.com for some rock solid guidance from anyone with an internet connection. By the way, the recommended related link on this entry is:
- How To Drop Off An Unwanted Baby.
Why are you criticizing all of my wiki entries? This is important research I have gleaned over the years and am only trying to help people, Skinner. Have a heart.