Hillary Clinton is officially pimping out her husband, and he’s jazzed about it. Yesterday the former president visited a spin class on West 72nd Street in NYC to meet with a spin class full of his wife’s campaign contributors. Seriously. A spin class. Each woman in the class had paid $2300 (in campaign contributions) to spend an hour with Bill — why they were riding stationary bikes during it is unclear.
Anyway Bill comes in and talks to the sweaty, overly made-up ladies and immediately they all start almost f*cking. These women were hitting on him only SLIGHTLY less than he was inviting them all to bone him. According to the NY Daily News, when the ladies asked him if he was going to join them for a spin (which sounds dirty enough) he replied, “Thanks, but I’ve had my exercise for the day already”. WHAT? You nasty, Bill.
Then the women started complaining about Hillary appearing too “programmed”. Again, these women had each just donated $2300 to her campaign. One spinner asked Clinton, “Can’t you loosen her up, Bill?” I can only assume she was stroking his chest hair or her own inner thighs while she asked this.
The women were all wearing giant long-sleeved t-shirts, given to them by the event co-ordinators, “so we wouldn’t look too sexy in front of the President”, said one woman. Given the climate of the room — and knowing Clinton’s limitless standards with women — I think it’s safe to say he probably rubbed his boner on them anyway.
“You nasty, Bill.”
I miss him. If we pick Hillary we kind of get Bill back. and as we’ve already determined Bill is nasty!
Hahahahahahaha… I can’t believe I haven’t had hot Harlem relations with him yet.
Bill Clinton doesn’t have any chest hair.